It has turned into the most vicious, acrimonious, mud-slinging process in all of sports.
It's the Baseball Hall of Fame voting.
We can't agree on the value of a pitcher's earned-run average, the significance of a slugger's back acne or the significance of "not guilty'' federal court rulings.
We can't even agree to disagree. We engaged in a heated argument at the Baseball Writers Association of America meeting in December on whether we should even discuss future changes to the Hall of Fame voting process.
We have those who believe the Hall of Fame voting process is fatally flawed.
We have those who believe the voting rules are archaic, limited to a maximum of 10 players.
And please, don't get us started on the performance-enhancing drug issue, which has turned the voting process into a theater of the absurd.
One year ago this week, nobody earned the required 75% of votes from the BBWAA to earn election to the Hall of Fame, turning Cooperstown into a relative ghost town on the final Sunday in July.
Wednesday afternoon, when results of 2013 balloting are announced, it will be dramatically different. Greg Maddux, the greatest pitcher of his generation, will easily earn election to the Hall, and perhaps break Tom Seaver's record of 98.6%. He will be joined by longtime teammate Tom Glavine and slugger Frank Thomas. Houston Astros second baseman Craig Biggio could make it a sweet quartet.
But their elections won't bring clarity to the PED debate, or even civility among fans and media - traditional and emerging - whose rightful scrutiny of the process often crosses into namecalling or passive aggression.
It's become clear that those who have publicly tested positive or confessed to PED use will never get into the Hall of Fame. They may even be permanently off the ballot after this year's election, failing to receive the necessary 5%. Step aside, Rafael Palmeiro (8.8%) and Mark McGwire (16.9%).
For everyone else, it's electoral chaos.
Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens, the two greatest players of their generation with more MVP and Cy Young awards than anyone in history, have denied knowingly using performance-enhancing drugs. They were acquitted in federal court on charges of lying about alleged PED use to a grand jury and congressional committee, respectively, though Bonds was convicted of an obstruction charge.
Yet, in their first year eligible, Clemens received just 37.6% of the vote, and Bonds 36.2%.
Sammy Sosa, who hit 609 homers and averaged 58 homers during a historic five-year stretch, received just 12.5% of the vote. He insists he never used performance-enhancing drugs, and the only direct link is a positive test during the 2003 anonymous drug survey, according to the New York Times. He could also find himself off the ballot after this year.
Mike Piazza and Jeff Bagwell were long suspected of performance-enhancing drug use because of their tremendous muscular physiques and power, while also greatly out-performing the pedigree assigned them by the scouting community.Both have denied any illegal use.
Piazza, a 62nd-round draft pick, since has admitted to the use of androstenedione, a supplement now banned by Major League Baseball and every other major sports league.
Anecdotally? Piazza had back acne - could be a sign of drug use or just a medical condition. Bagwell's right shoulder deteriorated before our eyes.
Last year, there were more voters that believe they were clean than dirty. In his third year year on the ballot, Bagwell received 59.6% of the votes. Piazza debuted at 57.8%. Both figures are far short of the required standard, but high enough to engender hope of eventual election.
If Piazza and Bagwell eventually get into the Hall of Fame, are we rewarding them for being smart enough not to get caught?
If Piazza and Bagwell are snubbed, are we being unfair for questioning their physiques, listening to the innuendo, but having no concrete evidence?
And if we have no evidence on Piazza and Bagwell, what actual proof do we have on Bonds and Clemens? Did any of us ever see Bonds or Clemens injected? Did Bonds or Clemens privately tell any Hall voter that they secretly used?
I believe the drug use rampant in baseball during the steroid era was much greater than anyone can imagine. I saw the deformity of the bodies. The surreal power. The dramatic weight losses and weight gains. The mood swings.
And, yes, the drug secrets that not only their some of their closest friends confidentially revealed, but also their agents, associates and peers.
This is why I take the lonely stance, judging players simply on their performance on the field and their impact on the game.
I vote for the steroid players.
And none of the steroid players on my ballot this year have ever publicly tested positive or admitted to steroid use.
Yes, I'm talking about Bonds, perhaps the greatest player since Babe Ruth, and Clemens, one of the top five power pitchers in baseball history. No one has won more MVP awards than Bonds. No one has won more than Cy Young awards than Clemens.
You see, we have absolutely no idea who was clean and who was dirty during the steroid era, and anyone who tells you they know for sure are lying to your face.
Please, forget the integrity, sportsmanship and character clause involving PEDs. The truth is that general managers and managers loved having steroid users on their team. Those guys were the most disciplined and dedicated players in the clubhouse.
They weren't running around at night. They took pristine care of their bodies. They ate right, slept right, and, man, did they ever spend countless hours in the weight room.
One active general manager and another former GM told USA TODAY Sports that they had direct knowledge of the use of steroids on their own clubs. Yet, the only time they'd get upset is if they signed a player on steroids, and he suddenly stopped using.