Olivia Barker, USA TODAY
November 5. 2012 - Britney Spears is close to joining the celebrity literati - you know, the shelf space occupied by such esteemed scribes as Snooki, Lauren Conrad and the Kardashians.
According to The Hollywood Reporter, the pop star is in talks to write a novel for HarperCollins imprint It Books - a roman a clef that would fictionalize the X Factor judge's life experiences.
Will her days of stepping out in dueling denim with Justin Timberlake make it in? Her 55-hour marriage? Her head-shaving episode? Her umbrella joust with the paparazzi?